Fun Rarely Tastes This Good!

Col. Clifton DeBeQue is "The Bloody Mary Emissary"™ and his creative conceptions are perpetual zephyrs of flavor. One need only to place his HOT & WILD or TART & TWANGY bloody mary mixes next to a national brand to see that his mixes are superior in not only the robustiously wholesome ingredients but also the truly inspired packaging. We charge a bit more for his elixirs, because these Colorado Premium Products™ are a bit better than the best!

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Col. Clifton DeBeQue has spent years perfecting his recipes, and now you can enjoy the World’s Finest Bloody Mary Mixes & More! Online ordering is available here forthwith, so now you and The Colonel can do business in your underwear!

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